THANKS FOR VISITING
If you ended up on this website, reading this post, I congratulate you. Because you are one of our first visitors!
Unfortunately there is nothing else to win BUT the feeling that you did something good, just by clicking, by helping this website evolve.
With every click we are coming closer to actually APPEAR in the search results because right now no search engine is interested in what we have to offer.
And we want to change that. And with your help, we can achieve that!
WHO IS WE?
“WE” is nobody, i am Nobody!This Website was created by myself and is run by myself for now. But saying “WE” just sounds less lonely! Oh i am Yves by the way, just a guy in his thirties who gave up his job in Luxembourg to travel and to become a digital nomad. While the travels have been a success so far, earning my living as a digital nomad hasn’t been yet. But I’m just getting started.
You should know that this is the first website i have EVER built. It took me 4 weeks working myself into this wide subject which is so much more complex than I could ever have imagined. Google ranking, SEO marketing, WordPress themes, webhosting, page speed, hashtags, click-bait, security, backlinks, backups, social media, I had no real clue of all of that when I started 4 weeks ago. And to be honest i still don’t. But at least now I know that all of that exists ohh and I’ve got the website up and running (hoho)!
WHAT’S THE POINT OF THIS WEBSITE
First of all I want to create the biggest list of odd book titles in the world. This collection is meant to leave people astonished by the sheer existence of them. Who would believe that these titles exist in the first place?How retarded or brilliant has an author to be to create them?What kind of drugs did he or she use?While we will most likely never get answers to these questions, the one thing we can do is to enjoy the show!
Secondly I want to comment on my favorite titles and put an additional smile on the reader’s face by doing so!The list of books which contain funny comments can be found under the “Posts” section.
Thirdly this website makes it possible to any visitor to buy the book he likes by visiting our partner’s shop (you can guess which one!).
Fourthly (does that even exist??) I want to create posts about this website and other subjects which are not necessarily related to booktitles. Because after the hundreds of hours i spent so far building up this website I do not feel like building a new one in the near future.
Because creating and pushing one single website is already hard enough when you are a newbie and don’t have the means to pay for adsense or any other type of advertisment. What you can do is to gain followers on platforms like Pinterest and Twitter and leading them to this website. But that’s a very slow process, especially when there is no fanbase at all.
THE CANADIAN FAN
I believed to see a big (from 1-90) climb in pageviews over the last week and i believed to have found my first fan, someone hiding behind a canadian IP-adress who screened most of my pages and returned several times within a couple of days. But the fan was not who he seemed to be….
It felt great to realise that my FIRST website is already good enough to make people come back and i felt optimistic about improving it. But in my naivity and curiosity i did some research on who is behind that visitor. What i found out was not quite what i expected.
The canadian fan turned out to be one of many web crawlers (a term i first had to look up!) which visited my website and which disguised themselves as visitors. So he was not even a searchengine crawler but a crawler looking for child pornography ON MY website. I guess i shouldn’t be surprised after mentioning the words “boy” and “dick” in the same post and after writing a dark humoristical post about eating children. To say that this left me astonished is an understatement. I was disillusioned. I was thinking that my website already started getting visitors from outside but most of the sites’s internet traffic was generated by stupid crawlers!Then I ended up being angry at myself for being so stupid and not correctly interpreting the visitor statistics. Well it left me sad for sure….but at least I could turn the disappointment into something creative by creating my FIRST Meme!
WHAT COMES NEXT?
First, the bus, and then I’ll keep updating my new internet home with new books and posts and hope that it will eventually raise from this internet graveyard covered by millions of forgotten websites like a phoenix from the ashes!If you like my content please spread the word by sharing it to move this website out of the graveyard!I would be happy about every comment too!Enjoy!